You are Absolutely Stunning and Amazing, But...

To everyone that watched the season finale of the Bachelor last night- this one is for you. To all of you who claim that you didn't watch it, you are a liar. First of all, I'm really sad that my Monday Night Ritual is over. What will I do now on Mondays? And no, I will not start to watch Dancing with the Stars.

The night began, I had not drawn my line in the sand yet between Molly and Melissa (even though throughout the whole season I thought he would pick Melissa in the end). I was slightly shaken from the events that happened during the last Rose Ceremony. My favorite of all favorites Jillian was sent home. This was after our Bachelor Jason and Jill (as he calls her) had a sizzling makeout grabby-grab session in a hottub in New Zealand. So yes I was still picking up my broken heart pieces just like Jillian. By the way, possibly our next Bachelorette?
Moving on, the only real thing to talk about during the finale is the always awkward and never- changing lines for the first girl out of the limo. My friend told me it is an astonishing 95% rate that the first girl out of the limo goes home without her man. So out comes Molly unknowingly walking into a rejection (how awful is that to watch?!) Jason begins with an air-kiss which is never good, when you had "an amazing date" the night before. He proceeds to tell her about her goregous eyes and how he can "never get enough" of her. I'm waiting for the 'but'. He delivers just like I knew he would. "You are absolutely stunning and amazing, but...". Poor girl.
WAIT! Not over yet.

After the Final Rose was better than ever!
The way Chris Harrison was standing on that stage lit up by candles I thought someone was dead. Jason comes out, what- 6 months later? I thought he was going to tell us that someone took a turn for the worse. Jason painfully tells us that he made the wrong decision- (Didn't Deanna visit to help him make the right choice?) He tells Chris and the millions watching that he is going to break up with Melissa and persue Molly all in one night. Classy. Needless to say I still haven't really drawn my line in the sand between Melssia and Molly but the line in drawn infront of Jason. Melissa thankfully stuck up for herself and called him rightfully so, a 'bastard'. Molly's priceless face all night was shocked and ready to give Jason another chance. He didn't fight for Melssia but he wants to 'go out for coffee or a drink' with Molly. HA! I found it kind of inappropriate that the last 5 minutes were Jason and Molly making out on stage while Melissa cries in a limo- wait! what am I saying isn't that how every episode ends? I love that this show never strays away from the script!
And no I am not saying that this show is fake, it is allllll real and thats why I love it.